Definition of CLEAN

Definition of CLEAN

Kids have a different definition of 'clean' than any other species on this planet.

CLEAN bathroom means that only 'clean' towels are hung up, and all towels that aren't clean remain on the floor and are reclassified as RUGS.

CLEAN kitchen means that all cookies, brownies, and chips have been removed from all surfaces.

CLEAN backyard means that anything left behind is too small to break the mower when it's run over, or it belongs to a sibling, and therefore does not count

CLEAN bedroom means that most food has been removed. All magazines are conveniently stowed beneath the bed.

CLEAN living room means that all video controllers have been located and re-docked in their charging stations.



This is why parents still yell.